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Coded for Violence: The Horror Stories of Josh Simmons (Spoilers Below)

The Furry Trap: Horror Stories, 2004-2011 by Josh Simmons (Seattle, WA: Fantagraphics, 2012) is not a collection of horror stories in the usual sense of the word, like knife-wielding maniacs or supernatural monsters, although these things make their appearance in Simmons’s book, too. Rather, the horror of The Furry Trap is like that found in war, with dismemberment, birth defects, horrible deaths, animal cruelty, torture, incest, rape, and crimes against the innocent. The level of violence is so extreme that I found myself wondering at times why I was reading it, why anyone would want to read such a thing, why anyone would create such a thing. While I can’t speak for Simmons, I found within The Furry Trap, especially the story “In a Land of Magic,” and the eight-panel comic “Guns Muscles Guns,” an exploration of the often unspoken codes that justify violence in fiction. This forced me to examine my own desire for violent entertainment, while also delivering up a literally embarrassing abundance of violent entertainment. The Furry Trap works as both a serious, formalistic piece of literary art and, as Josh Simmons put it to me in an email, “a kind of fucked up fun.” So have your cake and screw it, too.

Cover to 'The Furry Trap' by Josh Simmons, published by Fantagraphics.

“In a Land of Magic” appears to be a simple, if twisted, tale of good versus evil. The main characters are Hester, a female fairy, and her elf boyfriend, Lothar. They live in the titular Land of Magic, a brightly colored, medieval-European fantasyland straight out of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, a place where animals cavort happily with fairy folk in front of a bright pink castle. Despite all of this, however, Lothar believes he and Hester “should not limit ourselves to thus,” and admits to “ponder[ing] upon the land beyond.” The land beyond is the Dark Forest, self-proclaimed domain of the “evil” wizard Arachnad the Terrible and his foul-mouthed dragon sidekick, Drog-Non, who blast Lothar and Hester with a lightening bolt for trespassing in their territory. Lothar recovers and kills Drog-Non in a violent but funny way, something Bugs Bunny might do but with blood and guts instead of blown off beaks that can simply be reattached. He then incapacitates Arachnad and commits an act of sexual violence so horrible I would have thought it unimaginable, but there it was, in a comic book of all places, committed by the hero against the villain.

It was at this point that I wondered why I was reading something so horrible. Then I remembered a funny but seemingly throwaway comic on the indicia page, right before “In a Land of Magic.” Entitled “Guns, Muscles, Guns,” this brief strip depicts a white man firing an Uzi at what appears to be a black man with a shotgun hiding in an abandoned house. The white man has a cleft lip, while the black man has a shaved head and a bulging crotch. The black man waits in the house, silent and sweating, until he pops out, shotgun extended from his groin, and blows off the white man’s head, cleft lip and all. This comic summarizes the plot of almost every ultraviolent action movie made in the 80s, and many action movies made since. The hero proves his virility, or his proficiency or compassion or bravery or cool, by defeating a villain in self-defense, with said villain preferably being visually unattractive in some way, whether low class or ugly or disfigured or bald—or disfigured and bald.—or gay or from an undesirable race. The fact that the hero of “Guns, Muscles, Guns,” is bald and black just reflects the changing times. Baldness is spun as sexy, and in today’s PC environment, villains are more likely to be homophobes and racists. As soon as they say something culturally insensitive, you just know they’re going to get clobbered.

Excerpt from 'Ti-Girls' by Jaime Hernandez

With this in mind, I was able to re-read “In a Land of Magic” and see how obviously Simmons was coding the story for justified violence, setting us up for something over the top. Hester and Lothar come from a place where different species get along in harmony, like the lion laying down with the lamb. They’re the good guys, and they’re in love, and fantasy stories are all about good defeating evil through the power of True Love (besides Sleeping Beauty, see also Legend and The Princess Bride). And while Hester and Lothar don’t bear much resemblance to the heroes of Sleeping Beauty, Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip, Arachnad and Drog-Non are very similar to Maleficent and Diablo, the movie’s villains. Maleficent is an evil sorceress with an evil-sounding name and green skin, a color of illness and decay, while Arachnad is an evil sorcerer with an evil-sounding name and gray skin, a color of illness and decay. Maleficent has a pet raven and can turn into a dragon, while Arachnad just has a dragon. Drog-Non even insults our heroes with sexist, homophobic language, calling them, “Shit-whore[s],” “Ripped cunt[s],” “Cock-sucker[s],” and “Faggot-clown[s]”. While we may not want Lothar to horribly kill Arachnad and Drog-Non, we probably wouldn’t mind if they accidentally fell to their dooms.

But when Lothar does horribly kill Arachnad, it reveals the hypocrisy of violent entertainment, from Disney to Bruce Willis. We want a bit of action but we want it presented to us in a way that still says violence is wrong, where only the bad guys are tarnished from its use, leaving us heroic and innocent. We want different species to get along with each other the way they do in the Land of Magic. In children’s stories, hunters and predators are usually the bad guys, whether in Bambi, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Fox and The Hound, or the occasional Muppets sketch. But most of us still eat meat.

Classic myths and legends had a different way of dealing with the violence used by heroes. In his article “The Epilogue of Suffering,” critic Patrick Colm Hogan points out that in most classic myths and legends, a hero’s story ends not with his or her triumph over evil, but in dealing with the consequences of using violence to defeat evil. Sometimes they are even killed themselves. Or to put it more succinctly, “Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.” In this way, classic myths and legends are more realistic than today’s action entertainments. Have you ever seen an action movie in which the hero suffers from posttraumatic stress disorder? Or a hero that suffers more than the most casual of flesh wounds? Usually it’s the sidekick or comic relief that gets carted off to the hospital, while the hero limps off, sans-medical attention, with his woman. Supporting characters in action films tend to not even be shocked by the hero’s willingness and ability to deal out violence, but wouldn’t you look at your friend or lover differently if they killed someone, even in self-defense?

The common response to all of this would be that movies—especially action movies—are not supposed to be realistic, that we all know they’re fantasies. But doesn’t this make us even more like Lothar? Leaving the safety of our modern Land of Magic, exploring the Dark Forest of the subconscious, looking for trouble. That’s why Lothar’s actions are so shocking: they force us to ask, “Is this really what we wanted?”

Excerpt from 'In a Land of Magic' by Josh Simmons

There’s nothing wrong if the answer is yes. Despite all our handwringing, watching violent movies, reading violent comic books, and playing violent video games is a lot healthier than going out and actually being violent. In his email, Simmons said “I don’t want to wag a finger in anyone’s face, necessarily, as much as re-frame the things we’re used to seeing in order to maybe think about them a little deeper.  How we often consume entertainment with a sort of sublimated, hypocritical bloodlust.” That’s what The Furry Trap did for me: it gave me a deeper appreciation of genre fiction, the way we code violence to justify it, and the difficulty we have in separating a representation from the thing it represents.

The Furry Trap also features a Batman parody called “Mark of the Bat;” like “In a Land of Magic,” it gives us far more violence than we probably wanted while also removing the code that would justify that violence. Simmons’s Batman doesn’t seem to be acting out of an altruistic desire to help people, or even avenge his parents’ death: he just likes hurting people, including himself. Over-the-top violent superhero parodies are nothing new, of course, but the disturbing irony of people going to see a violent spectacle and getting the real thing instead is what The Furry Trap is all about.

APE 2012

Jesse Baggs at APE 2012

This year’s Alternative Press Expo (APE) was a lot of fun. Audrey and I stayed once again at the Best Western Carriage Inn, where each room is named after a different famous San Franciscan. This time we stayed in the Isadora Duncan room; below is the portrait of her adorning our wall (unfortunately I can’t find the name of the artist who created the portrait):

Portrait of Isadora Duncan from the Best Western Carriage Inn, San Francisco, CA

I shared a table with the amazingly talented, Sacramento-based artists Joel Smith and Jacob Magraw-Mickelson. To my other side were the amazingly talented, Bay Area artist Cody Vrosh and his wife, Sheatiel Sarao. Intimidating! Still, we did all right at the Jesse Baggs table. Thanks to everyone that came by and said hello, bought a comic, t-shirt or drawing.

As always, there was an overwhelming abundance of amazing comics and crafts to choose from. Curse you, opportunity cost! Hopefully I’ll have time in the near future to write a little something about the purchases I liked most, and upload scans of convention sketches other artists created for me. But in the meantime, here are the sketches and drawings I made.

Jesse Baggs drawing it up at APE 2012

First, general sketchbook portraits created while people watching:

The Scratch Papers, Page 114: 'APE Watching' by Jesse Baggs

Other people paid me to draw them. Here are three such portraits, accompanied by a photo of the subject for comparison purposes (I hope none of them mind being on the Internet). If you like what you see, send me an email; I’d be happy to draw you, too! You can also check out more portraits in the new Caricatures section of JesseBaggs.com!

'APE Couple' by Jesse Baggs

'APE Couple Photo' by Jesse Baggs

'Mr. Rust Tusk' by Jesse Baggs

'Maggie' by Jesse Baggs

One guy asked me to draw him as a “male Sarah Connor”:

The Scratch Papers, Page 115: 'Male Sarah Connor' by Jesse Baggs

A nice young lady asked me to draw her Maine-Coon cat eating an orchid:

The Scratch Papers, Page 116: 'Petunia!' by Jesse Baggs

Someone else asked me to draw a “cartoony Mona Lisa”:

The Scratch Papers, Page 117: 'Mona Lisa' by Jesse Baggs

Other people tried to stump me, asking for things like “a space-walking goblin”:

The Scratch Papers, Page 118: 'Goblin Space Walker' by Jesse Baggs

Or, “Rocket Squid. All I’ll tell you is that he’s part man, part rocket, part squid”:

The Scratch Papers, Page 119: 'Rocket Squid' by Jesse Baggs

Toughest of all was the one-word request for a drawing of “nihilism”:

The Scratch Papers, Page 120: 'Nihilism' by Jesse Baggs

But my favorite drawings were these last three. First, a guy that looked very much like Martin Starr as Roman DeBeers in Party Down, asked me to draw the TARDIS with a hedgehog. When I handed him the drawing, he said, “It’s beautiful.”

The Scratch Papers, Page 121: 'Doctor Hedgehog' by Jesse Baggs

Another guy asked me to draw Link fighting Finn from Adventure Time, which was not only a great idea but also a lot of fun to draw. When he saw the final drawing, the guy gave me a high five.

The Scratch Papers, Page 122: 'Adventures of Link versus Finn Time!' by Jesse Baggs

And finally, the funnest drawing of all: someone asked that I draw Abraham Lincoln fighting a praying mantis:

The Scratch Papers, Page 123: 'Abraham Lincoln versus Praying Mantis' by Jesse Baggs

But all that fun wouldn’t have been the funnest without my booth baby, Audrey, who was there to lend moral support, buy food, and keep me from spending too much money.

Audrey Baggs, Booth Baby

Looking forward to APE 2013 already, and watch for me at Sac-Con this March!

Jesse and Audrey Baggs, APE 2012

Family Art

Here’s a couple of new pieces. First, a portrait of our good buddy Kasia, her hubby Shane and their new baby Lydia. Happy Birthday Kasia!

'Killgore Family' by Jesse Baggs

Second, I found an old high school drawing by my sister, Abby, which I cleaned up and colored. Girl power!

'Girl Power!' by Abby and Jesse Baggs

The Scratch Papers, Page 101: “Loch Ness Thank You”

The Scratch Papers, Page 101: 'Loch Ness Thank You' by Jesse Baggs

Pen and ink; 2012. Apologies to Mark Kistler.

Stephen Colbert: Even Funny Without Audio

Two amusing screenshots taken from semi-recent episodes. And a funny one of Jon Stewart, too.

Stephen Colbert can haz Superpac!

Stephen Colbert: Funny even without audio

A funny screenshot of Jon Stewart

With Club Sauce

Some wily Internet genius has come upon the hilarious idea of taking classic quotes from Arrested Development and applying them to Game of Thrones. You’ll need to be familiar with at least Arrested Development to get the jokes, but if you’ve seen both shows you’ll be surprised at the number of similarities. Case in point:

'Arrested Development' meets 'Game of Thrones'

Visit ArrestedWesteros.com for more lulz.

The Scratch Papers, Page 92: “Pizza is his Reward”

Here’s a sketch I made at APE a few years back for designer and collector Mike Bromberg. In his own words, Mike asks “artists who don’t draw superheroes and get[s] them to draw a superhero of my choosing – the more obscure the better.” He then posts the results on his web site. Here’s mine (with hot pizza cheese dripping the wrong way!):

The Scratch Papers, Page 92: 'Pizza is his Reward' by Jesse Baggs

It’s a great idea, and Mike has a nice collection of convention sketches going, so check it out!

Ever-Changing Clave

The work of young cartoonist Clave Fourie can no longer be found at his now-defunct Tumblr blog; to get more of his zany comics and illustrations you’ll have to visit either his TwitPic page or his brand new web site, clave4e.com (server space provided by I Only Like Their Old Stuff). Clave is currently serializing a comic on his new web site about the many methods of Metal, but here’s a fun quickie comic he recently posted to Twitpic:

And since I love posting portraits (and self-portraits) of me to my blog, here’s his latest take on yours truly:

Sac Con, CosPlay, Furries and Clave’s Doppelganger

I went to the Sacramento Comic, Toy and Anime show (Sac Con) with Kevin Trivedi two weekends back. The show was fun and there was a lot of great stuff for sale, but I wouldn’t have blogged about the show if it weren’t for the presence of three strange phenomenon: CosPlay, Furries and Clave’s Doppelganger!

For the uninitiated, “CosPlay” is simply an abbreviation of the words “Costume Play,” and refers to the act of dressing up as characters from Science Fiction, Fantasy, Comic Books, Anime and video games. This phenomenon isn’t new—people have been dressing up as superheroes and characters from Star Trek and Star Wars for decades—but those who associate themselves with the CosPlay scene tend to skew younger and have a greater affinity for Japanese pop culture. I found this to be true at Sac Con: while there were a few exceptions, most of those in costume were teenagers. They were so young there was even a game of Red Rover going on out front when I got there:

CosPlay enthusiasts playing Red Rover at Sac Con

Of course, just because you’re a teenager into CosPlay, that doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily limit yourself to characters from Japan. Here’s a kid dressed up as the Mad Hatter from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, which wasn’t even out at the time of the show:

CosPlay enthusiast dressed as the Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's 'Alice in Wonderland'

The nice thing about people who dress up for comic book conventions is that they’re always quite happy to take have their picture taken, so I was able to get a photo of a group of kids who didn’t even know each other. I told them we old people are fascinated by their strange customs:

Group of CosPlay enthusiasts at Sac Con

CosPlay outfits can be quite intricate, as seen in this Link / Epona duo (Link is the hero of the Legend of Zelda video games from Nintendo; in the popular installment Ocarina of Time, Epona is Link’s horse). The kid dressed up as Link wasn’t content to let his own face substitute for Link’s, he actually wore a Link mask that more closely resembled the character’s blocky, Anime-style features. The Epona costume was even crazier, worn and operated by only one person using hand-stilts for the front legs!

Epona and Link at Sac Con

Epona at Sac Con

Epona FAQ

As weird as CosPlay may seem to us old people, the Furry phenomenon is even weirder. Furries are fans of fictionalized anthropomorphic characters that also create their own costumes, either of existing Furry characters or characters of their own design. Some Furries enjoy pornography featuring anthropomorphic characters and even have sex in costume, although the Wikipedia article I linked above downplays this aspect of the subculture. Still, being aware of Furry sex makes seeing Furries a bit awkward:

A Furry at Sac Con

The last weird thing I saw at Sac Con was a doppelganger of my young protégé Clave! Although he cut his hair last year, Clave used to have long, wavy red hair, not unlike local cartoonist Griffon Lyles, seen here with fellow cartoonist Devon McMindes:

Devon McMindes and Griffon Lyles at Sac Con

Griffon even has a similar drawing style to Clave’s, as seen in this self-portrait:

Griffon Lyles self-portrait

Like I said, Sac Con was a lot of fun, and there are several such events in Sacramento every year, so check out their web site and go to the next con, if only to be a voyeuristic creep like me! I can’t be the only cultural tourist at these things!

In the Voice of Buster Bluth: “I’m a Monster!”

One of my students at Studio 700, Andy K, creates really cute little monster characters, so I asked him to draw one of Audrey and I. Here are the results:

'Jesse and Audrey' by Andy K