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Coded for Violence: The Horror Stories of Josh Simmons (Spoilers Below)

The Furry Trap: Horror Stories, 2004-2011 by Josh Simmons (Seattle, WA: Fantagraphics, 2012) is not a collection of horror stories in the usual sense of the word, like knife-wielding maniacs or supernatural monsters, although these things make their appearance in Simmons’s book, too. Rather, the horror of The Furry Trap is like that found in war, with dismemberment, birth defects, horrible deaths, animal cruelty, torture, incest, rape, and crimes against the innocent. The level of violence is so extreme that I found myself wondering at times why I was reading it, why anyone would want to read such a thing, why anyone would create such a thing. While I can’t speak for Simmons, I found within The Furry Trap, especially the story “In a Land of Magic,” and the eight-panel comic “Guns Muscles Guns,” an exploration of the often unspoken codes that justify violence in fiction. This forced me to examine my own desire for violent entertainment, while also delivering up a literally embarrassing abundance of violent entertainment. The Furry Trap works as both a serious, formalistic piece of literary art and, as Josh Simmons put it to me in an email, “a kind of fucked up fun.” So have your cake and screw it, too.

Cover to 'The Furry Trap' by Josh Simmons, published by Fantagraphics.

“In a Land of Magic” appears to be a simple, if twisted, tale of good versus evil. The main characters are Hester, a female fairy, and her elf boyfriend, Lothar. They live in the titular Land of Magic, a brightly colored, medieval-European fantasyland straight out of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, a place where animals cavort happily with fairy folk in front of a bright pink castle. Despite all of this, however, Lothar believes he and Hester “should not limit ourselves to thus,” and admits to “ponder[ing] upon the land beyond.” The land beyond is the Dark Forest, self-proclaimed domain of the “evil” wizard Arachnad the Terrible and his foul-mouthed dragon sidekick, Drog-Non, who blast Lothar and Hester with a lightening bolt for trespassing in their territory. Lothar recovers and kills Drog-Non in a violent but funny way, something Bugs Bunny might do but with blood and guts instead of blown off beaks that can simply be reattached. He then incapacitates Arachnad and commits an act of sexual violence so horrible I would have thought it unimaginable, but there it was, in a comic book of all places, committed by the hero against the villain.

It was at this point that I wondered why I was reading something so horrible. Then I remembered a funny but seemingly throwaway comic on the indicia page, right before “In a Land of Magic.” Entitled “Guns, Muscles, Guns,” this brief strip depicts a white man firing an Uzi at what appears to be a black man with a shotgun hiding in an abandoned house. The white man has a cleft lip, while the black man has a shaved head and a bulging crotch. The black man waits in the house, silent and sweating, until he pops out, shotgun extended from his groin, and blows off the white man’s head, cleft lip and all. This comic summarizes the plot of almost every ultraviolent action movie made in the 80s, and many action movies made since. The hero proves his virility, or his proficiency or compassion or bravery or cool, by defeating a villain in self-defense, with said villain preferably being visually unattractive in some way, whether low class or ugly or disfigured or bald—or disfigured and bald.—or gay or from an undesirable race. The fact that the hero of “Guns, Muscles, Guns,” is bald and black just reflects the changing times. Baldness is spun as sexy, and in today’s PC environment, villains are more likely to be homophobes and racists. As soon as they say something culturally insensitive, you just know they’re going to get clobbered.

Excerpt from 'Ti-Girls' by Jaime Hernandez

With this in mind, I was able to re-read “In a Land of Magic” and see how obviously Simmons was coding the story for justified violence, setting us up for something over the top. Hester and Lothar come from a place where different species get along in harmony, like the lion laying down with the lamb. They’re the good guys, and they’re in love, and fantasy stories are all about good defeating evil through the power of True Love (besides Sleeping Beauty, see also Legend and The Princess Bride). And while Hester and Lothar don’t bear much resemblance to the heroes of Sleeping Beauty, Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip, Arachnad and Drog-Non are very similar to Maleficent and Diablo, the movie’s villains. Maleficent is an evil sorceress with an evil-sounding name and green skin, a color of illness and decay, while Arachnad is an evil sorcerer with an evil-sounding name and gray skin, a color of illness and decay. Maleficent has a pet raven and can turn into a dragon, while Arachnad just has a dragon. Drog-Non even insults our heroes with sexist, homophobic language, calling them, “Shit-whore[s],” “Ripped cunt[s],” “Cock-sucker[s],” and “Faggot-clown[s]”. While we may not want Lothar to horribly kill Arachnad and Drog-Non, we probably wouldn’t mind if they accidentally fell to their dooms.

But when Lothar does horribly kill Arachnad, it reveals the hypocrisy of violent entertainment, from Disney to Bruce Willis. We want a bit of action but we want it presented to us in a way that still says violence is wrong, where only the bad guys are tarnished from its use, leaving us heroic and innocent. We want different species to get along with each other the way they do in the Land of Magic. In children’s stories, hunters and predators are usually the bad guys, whether in Bambi, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Fox and The Hound, or the occasional Muppets sketch. But most of us still eat meat.

Classic myths and legends had a different way of dealing with the violence used by heroes. In his article “The Epilogue of Suffering,” critic Patrick Colm Hogan points out that in most classic myths and legends, a hero’s story ends not with his or her triumph over evil, but in dealing with the consequences of using violence to defeat evil. Sometimes they are even killed themselves. Or to put it more succinctly, “Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.” In this way, classic myths and legends are more realistic than today’s action entertainments. Have you ever seen an action movie in which the hero suffers from posttraumatic stress disorder? Or a hero that suffers more than the most casual of flesh wounds? Usually it’s the sidekick or comic relief that gets carted off to the hospital, while the hero limps off, sans-medical attention, with his woman. Supporting characters in action films tend to not even be shocked by the hero’s willingness and ability to deal out violence, but wouldn’t you look at your friend or lover differently if they killed someone, even in self-defense?

The common response to all of this would be that movies—especially action movies—are not supposed to be realistic, that we all know they’re fantasies. But doesn’t this make us even more like Lothar? Leaving the safety of our modern Land of Magic, exploring the Dark Forest of the subconscious, looking for trouble. That’s why Lothar’s actions are so shocking: they force us to ask, “Is this really what we wanted?”

Excerpt from 'In a Land of Magic' by Josh Simmons

There’s nothing wrong if the answer is yes. Despite all our handwringing, watching violent movies, reading violent comic books, and playing violent video games is a lot healthier than going out and actually being violent. In his email, Simmons said “I don’t want to wag a finger in anyone’s face, necessarily, as much as re-frame the things we’re used to seeing in order to maybe think about them a little deeper.  How we often consume entertainment with a sort of sublimated, hypocritical bloodlust.” That’s what The Furry Trap did for me: it gave me a deeper appreciation of genre fiction, the way we code violence to justify it, and the difficulty we have in separating a representation from the thing it represents.

The Furry Trap also features a Batman parody called “Mark of the Bat;” like “In a Land of Magic,” it gives us far more violence than we probably wanted while also removing the code that would justify that violence. Simmons’s Batman doesn’t seem to be acting out of an altruistic desire to help people, or even avenge his parents’ death: he just likes hurting people, including himself. Over-the-top violent superhero parodies are nothing new, of course, but the disturbing irony of people going to see a violent spectacle and getting the real thing instead is what The Furry Trap is all about.

Looking for Reviews of Things We Did This Weekend?

On Thursday, I told you about two great events occurring over the weekend of Saturday, September 11th and Sunday, September 12th: the opening of lifelong pal Phil Altstatt’s new art gallery, Old City, featuring never-before-seen art by yours truly, and a theatrical reading of a musical based on the cult horror film, Sleepaway Camp, put on by Graham-A-Rama at the William J Geery Theater. If you attended either or both of these events, you already know they were awesome. If you attended only one or neither of these events, you know they were awesome because you just read the above sentence in which I described them as awesome. But you don’t know why they were awesome. Read the paragraph below to discover the trivial truth, dear reader!

The art show was a success by any measure: lots of people, live music, great art, and delicious hors devours made by Phil’s mom. Thanks, as always, to everyone who came out and said hello. I received a lot of great compliments about my new pieces, including the conclusion to “Congressional Caffeine Congress Catastrophe,” and a companion piece to “Always There,” both of which I’ll be posting to the blogg this week, along with some other new pieces, so stay tuned!

As for Sleepaway Camp: The Musical, I happened to be enjoying the Quick Two-Egg Breakfast (only 850-890 calories!) at an IHOP in Natomas on Saturday morning, telling my future-sister-in-law about the reading when a middle-aged waitress interrupted our conversation to let me know that she loves Sleepaway Camp and wanted to see the musical. I’ve had many conversations about many different things in many different IHOPS over the years, but I’ve never been interrupted by a server, middle-aged or otherwise, for any reason. If this woman is at all indicative of the tastes of the public at large, Sleepaway Camp: The Musical is going to be huge. Don’t miss out on your chance to say you were there, that you heard of it first. Here also is a positive (if biased) review in Sacramento Press.

Looking for Something to Do This Weekend?

Lifelong pal Phil Altstatt is opening an art gallery and this Saturday, September 11, 2010 is the opening show (it’s an opening for an opening!). I’ll have close to ten pieces on display, including a new companion piece to “Always There” and the complete “Congressional Caffeine Congress Catastrophe”. The opening will be from 5:30-10:00pm here.

Also, if you enjoy off-color musicals like Little Shop of Horrors or Jerry Springer: The Opera, I highly recommend seeing the readthrough of Sleepaway Camp: The Musical, put on by Graham-a-rama at the William J Geery Theatre. The musical is based on the truly awful (but awfully beloved) cult film Sleepaway Camp, and features hilarious songs full of curse words and a cast full of performers ready to steal the show. You will be entertained! Two remaining performances are scheduled for Friday, September 10 and Sunday, September 12. Ticket information here.

KYDS: Another Replacement for KWOD

Another great replacement for KWOD is El Camino High School’s student produced radio station, KYDS 91.5.  They occasionally play death metal, unfortunately, but usually KYDS plays a wide variety of bands, from old standbys like Ray Charles and Led Zeppelin, to more obscure alternative acts like Mates of State, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah (yeah!) and Sufjan Stevens.  They certainly have better taste in music than I did when I was their age.  The Real McCoy, anyone?  Like Off Air, KYDS is commercial free, other than the occasional public service announcement, usually performed by a student, and the hilariously smarmy and over-the-top station identification by some unknown professional voice talent.  “It’s all KYDS.  All the time,” indeed.  Unlike Off Air, KYDS can be pretty amateurish at times, which is charming, except when they’re broadcasting nothing but dead air, which happens too often.

KYDS also rebroadcasts programming from CSU-Sacramento’s student produced radio station, KSSU, which plays everything from Rancid to Alicia Keys, depending on the DJ.  But how sad is it that KYDS, a high school radio station, has a stronger signal than KSSU, an AM station that cannot be heard beyond the Sac State campus?

Miss KWOD? Go “Off-Air” with Capital Public Radio

If you’re only familiar with NPR from Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon discussing Alec Baldwin’sSchweddy Balls” on Saturday Night Live, or you think NPR only plays classical music and jazz, you may be surprised to learn that one of the best replacements for the now-gone (but not forgotten) KWOD 106.5 is a program presented by Sacramento’s local NPR affiliate, Capital Public Radio, entitled “Off Air.”

As the title suggests, Off Air is an online-only show, which has its advantages and disadvantages.  For instance, you can’t listen to it in your car, but all of the show’s webcasts are always available for listening online, which means you can sit at your computer and listen to a playlist of great music, lasting an hour or more, for free with no commercials.  The show is hosted by Nick Brunner, a young DJ from Illinois, who speaks with the clear enunciation and confident cadence that is typical at NPR, best exemplified by Ky Ryssdal, in my opinion; it may seem affected, even annoying at first, but this style of speaking will grow on you and become comforting and strong.

Off Air focuses on “up and coming national and local talent as well as established, critically acclaimed artists,” which usually means alternative rock, although there are smatterings of electronica, dance, country and hip-hop as well (just like KWOD!).  In the webcasts I’ve listed to, Off-Air has played music by bands as diverse as Dinosaur Jr., the Yeah Yeah YeahsYACHT, Peaches, Jukebox the Ghost and Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros.  Off Air also frequently features in-studio guests, such as Starfucker and Boy in Static.  Whether asking insightful questions of his guests, discussing the merits of mashups with volunteer assistant Meg, delivering interesting information about the music he’s playing or notifying listeners of upcoming events and shows, Brunner always comes off as informed and intelligent, but like many NPR personalities he bucks the Schweddy Balls stereotype by being funny and irreverent, too.  The off-air format of Off Air allows Brunner to ignore FCC regulations regarding obscenity, for example, and on one webcast Brunner listed the insulting names fans of alternative rock could be called, such as “nerd,” “dweeb” and “spaz,” but then ended with an audio sample where a guy who sounds like Luis Guzmán says, “a drunk, chain-smoking transvestite, passed out on a couch in Sacramento.”  He’s like a less obnoxious Rubin!  Sigh.  I miss Rubin . . .

All in all, Off Air is a great show and definitely worth a listen.  New shows are posted online every Thursday at 12am.

“Up,” “Up” and Away!

Audrey and I saw Up tonight; it may be my new favorite movie.  Okay, one of many favorites.  Why have just one?  In other visual mediums, it’s easy to confuse physical or surface beauty with inner goodness, but in animation and the cartoon arts, even the ugly can be beautiful.  For an example, just look at the star of Up.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 51: Justin Kerrigan

“Listen to this:  The Emperor wants to control Outer Space.  Yoda wants to explore inner space.  That’s the fundamental difference between the Good and the Bad sides of the Force.”

Dialogue from the British film Human Traffic (1999), written and directed by Justin Kerrigan.  If you’ve ever been to a rave, you will love this movie.  In fact, it’s just a really funny, entertaining movie, like Trainspotting only the characters are far more likable and avoid doing horrible things to each other.

Amanuensisnoun. A person employed to write what another dictates or to copy what has been written by another.

To read more “I Am an Amanuensis,” click here.

“I Am an Amanuensis” 6: James Kochalka on Adrian Tomine

“To me, it seems like you’re not particularly wise beyond your years. Your comics seem very much like they were written by a young person. You don’t seem particularly extra knowledgeable about what makes human beings tick. … To me, it seems you’re as good as you are simply because you work very hard at it. Sometimes it almost seems like you’re trying too hard […]. Rather, it seems like your desire to appear ’professional’ is having a restricting effect on your drawing hand. Please, flow freely into your work.”

James Kochalka in a letter to Adrian Tomine, reprinted in Optic Nerve 2. Montreal, Canada: Drawn & Quarterly, 1995. Back cover.

Drop Distortion like it’s hot!

The new album by The Magnetic Fields, Distortion, came out today, and despite advance reviews suggesting Distortion is short on brilliance and heavy on gimmick, I’m excited.  Actually, I was excited; now that I’ve listened to it once my excitement is somewhat tempered.  A few of the tracks are interesting but nothing reached out and grabbed me.  But then, there are albums I used to hate that, after perseverance and multiple listens, became favorites.   So I’m still excited.  Somewhat.

The title Distortion refers not only to emotional distortion but also the fact that, as Jody Rosen puts it on Slate, “[…] with the exception of the drums, every instrument on the record—guitar, cello, accordion, piano—is swamped in feedback.”  If this sounds like a strange gimmick, you’re probably not familiar with The Magnetic Fields and the brooding, witty mastermind behind the band, Stephin Merritt (in another Slate article, John Cook defends Merritt against charges of racism).  All the songs on their last album, I, start with the letter “I,” and half of those with the word “I.”  I knew about this album, but I didn’t know, as Rosen also points out,

Under the nom de guerre the 6ths, [… Merritt] released two “Stephin Merritt tribute albums,” featuring a different lead vocalist on each track. In 2006, another of Merritt’s moonlighting projects, the Gothic Archies, put out The Tragic Treasury, an anthology of “goth bubblegumsongs written by Merritt for the audiobook editions of Daniel Handler’s best-selling children’s stories A Series of Unfortunate Events.

All of which sounds a bit twee and off-putting; at least, it would if I wasn’t already such a big fan of Merritt’s.  69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields is one of my all-time favorites, a triple-disc concept album about, you guessed it, love.  While there are a few straight-forward love songs on the album such as “The Book of Love,” the best songs are about frustrated love.  Lost, lonely, frustrated, love.  In “Grand Canyon” the singer laments,  “If I was the Grand Canyon, I’d echo everything you say / But I’m just me, I’m only me and you used to love me that way.”  And bitter, angry, frustrated love.  In “Meaningless” the singer rages, “And if some dim bulb should say / we were in love in some way / kick all his teeth in for me / and if you feel like keeping on kicking, feel free.”  69 Love Songs helped me get through my divorce.

The main critique of 69 Love Songs, however, is that despite its brilliance too many of the songs are duds; for instance, The New Rolling Stone Album Guide says, “The inclusion of a handful of throwaways keeps the set from absolute classic status.”  I was inclined to disagree until I remembered I took several songs from the album off my iPod.  So then I was ready to argue that the good songs would still fill up two albums, until I remembered that when I usually listen to the album now I only listen to my favorites, which would only fill up an album.  But that’s still pretty good!  And besides, 69 Love Songs is just too good a gimmick to pass up!  In comparison, Sgt. Pepper’s and Tommy blow.

“Living Room” by Tegan and Sara is awesome

Thanks, KYDS!